cleansimplelogicWeight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Ship.
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
logicmathCan you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
or
99 + 9/9
cleanIn which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
