logictrickyA hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
cleansimplecleverlogicWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.