cleansimplecleverlogicWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
logictrickyA hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.