funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleancleversimpleWhat has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
cleanwhat am IsimpleAs small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.
