funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
