funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
