funny What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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funny What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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A “b”.
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You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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BOOts.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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An antique!
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A buff-a-loan.
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You hit Rock Bottom.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
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