funny What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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I'm stuck on you.
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A Dogwood.
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A cat-a-logue.
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It was full of starfish.
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Cheerios.
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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You're purrr-fect for me!
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Broco-Lee
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You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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Because it was yellow.
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