What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.