funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
