funny What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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funny What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
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Stainless steal
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
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A sourpuss.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
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