funny What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
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crazy funny How do birds communicate?
On twitter.
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When it is too heavy to lift.
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Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
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A lost camel!
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
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Quit imagining.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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Because he found his honey.
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When it become french fires.
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A buff-a-loan.
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