funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
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crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
