funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
