# Riddle #483

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## Moths in school

What do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
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## My boss is a woman

One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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## The difference between a lighting and electricity

What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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## Telephone problem

A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
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## Santa

Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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## Played all night till break of day

Four jolly men sat down to play, and played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun, with separate scores for every one. Yet when they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts! Can you the paradox explain? If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
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## 18 legs and catches flies

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
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## Cross cat with an elephant

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
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## What tea do hockey players drink

What tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
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