funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
Similar riddles
See also best riddles or new riddles.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.