funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
