It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
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Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What is the largest living ant in the world?
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).