funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
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funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
