funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
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trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
