It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
What is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)