It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
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A spelling bee.
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.