funnyshortIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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funnyshortWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyshortWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyshortHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyshortDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnyshortIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyshortThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
crazyfunnyshortA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
