funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
