funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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A fruit fly.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
punnyclevercleanfunnyWhat has three letters and starts with gas?
A car.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
