funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
