funny It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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Railroad ties.
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A fruit fly.
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Swimming trunks.
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QT.
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Scrambled eggs.
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Because a toilet seat was up.
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Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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