funny It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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funny tricky How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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When it become french fires.
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Elephant.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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Sleep somewhere else.
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To get a new crown.
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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Because they can't catch it!
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic tricky Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
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