funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
