funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
