funny It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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funny punny What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny logic tricky A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic tricky A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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