funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
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cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
