funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.