funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
