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An antique!
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funny What is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
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The bark.
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Because it always waves.
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Because he got lost in her eyes.
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BOOts.
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Because it was yellow.
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One drools, the other dribbles.
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He weighs meat!
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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A palm.
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