funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.