funny What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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Penaltea.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
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Ten tickles (tentacles).
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Because she likes to rock and roll.
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A catcher and an umpire.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
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It was a bright, sunny day.
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It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
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A lost camel!
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To get a new crown.
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