funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnytrickyWhat is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
