funny What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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crazy funny When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
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A milkshake.
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Tell it a yolk.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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It has two banks.
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
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A spelling bee.
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The Mississippi River.
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The baby, because he is a little bigger.
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Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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