funny What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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funny What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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Kittens.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
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A garbage truck.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple clean funny If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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February because it's the shortest month.
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Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
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A baseball team.
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