funny What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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crazy funny How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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Mice krispies.
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No one is brave enough to iron them.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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Because he has a black belt.
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Broco-Lee
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You hang around, I'll go ahead.
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Hip-hop!
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Jumping to a conclusion.
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