funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
