funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
