What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
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What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?