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An antique!
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I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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It concentrates.
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A post office.
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A bat.
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When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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Address.
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A Bulldog.
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Scrambled eggs.
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Squash.
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It might crack up.
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