# Riddle #330

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## 100-year-old ant

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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## Money

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
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## Tree's favorite drink

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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## Animal best at hitting a basebal

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
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## 18 legs and catches flies

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
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## A calf

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
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## Has five eyes, but cannot see

What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
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## When wheel was invented

What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
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## What is risk?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
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## What do squirrels give each other

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
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