funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
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funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
