punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
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A lawnmooer.
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A spelling bee.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
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Because he found his honey.
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In the river bank.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
