What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
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What is a little dog's favorite drink?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What is a sick crocodile?
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.