funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
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punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
