stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
