Stupid riddles

Frog’s favorite year

What is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
77.11 %

Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
75.33 %
stupid

Sandpaper

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
75.30 %
stupid

The old one was: Out of date The new one is: Different He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
74.61 %

Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
74.37 %

Fish with an elephant

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
74.14 %

Bears sock

What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
73.90 %

Cross a kangaroo and a elephant

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
73.90 %

Fly with no wings

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
73.89 %