crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
