What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.