stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
