What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.