stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
