Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
Whats a sheep's favorite game?