What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.