stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
