stupid What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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simple stupid What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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Cockerpoodledoo.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
Show me the answer Share riddle dirty stupid What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny crazy What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
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