stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
