stupid What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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funny stupid How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
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