stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
