stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
