stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
