What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?