What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.