What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.