stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
