stupid What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid punny When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
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A flat cat.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny stupid Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
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