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What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.