stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
