What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
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What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.