Riddle #884

Cross a parrot with a shark

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
69.20 %

Frog’s favorite year

What is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
74.97 %

Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
73.93 %

Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
73.75 %

Bears sock

What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
73.69 %

Where did the sheep go on vacation

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
73.55 %

Cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
73.05 %

What has one horn and gives milk

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
72.58 %

Fish with an elephant

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
72.49 %

Cross cat with an elephant

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
72.29 %