What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
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What is a frog’s favorite year?
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?