What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalfunnyshort
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.mathshortwhat am I
A name of an animal minus the first three letters plus a flat piece of wood. What am I ?
(MON) KEY + board= Keyboardfunnyshort
What needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.cleanfunnylogicshort
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".cleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.cleanfunnyshort
One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone's front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn't mind. Eventually the man left. Who was the man?
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.