What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanshortwhat am I
Never was, I am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
There is a box full of marbles,
all but two are blue,
all but two are green,
and all but two are red.
How many marbles are in the box ?
There are 3 marbles (1 blue, 1 green, and 1 red).animalcleanpoemsshort
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
Fish.shortwhat am I
If I drink something, then I am just over. However, I can eat anything. What Am I?
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!cleanfunnyshort
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!cleanshort
Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?