What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives. Each wive held two bags, each bag held a mother cat, each mother cat had six babies,
How many people were going to the mall?
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
cleanwhat am Isimple
I'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...