funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleansimplelogicWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
