# Riddle #865

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## What kind of cats

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
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## A magician

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him \$10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
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## Broom

Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
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## Dog with no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
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## Has five eyes, but cannot see

What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
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## Tea-Table

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
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## Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me \$50, but if I cannot, I will pay you \$50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man \$50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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## What do polar bears eat for lunch

What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
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## Sea monsters

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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## The difference between a lighting and electricity

What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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