How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What you call a witch at a beach?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.