# New riddles

## Dwayne Johnson's butt

What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
71.50 %

## Racing chicken

What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
59.96 %

## So hot in the corner

Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
71.58 %
what am I

## I'm always full of holes

I am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
69.45 %

## No arms and legs

What has two hands and face but no arms and legs?
A clock.
69.49 %

## I'm in water, in air, in animals

While I am in air, I am not in oxygen. I am also in water, but not in hydrogen. I am necessary in all animals, but you won't find me in the zoo. Look in all brains and you'll find me there too. What am I?
The Letter A.
66.17 %

## Owl joke

Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
63.68 %
story

## The Eiffel Tower

Guy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
65.08 %
punny

## The richest air

What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
59.56 %

## Empty cell with dirt

Dave is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window. The window is too high for him to reach. The only thing in the cell is a shovel. He won't be able to get any food or water and only has two days to escape or he'll die. Dave can't dig a tunnel because it will take him much longer than two days to do it. How will Dave escape from the cell?
Dave has to use the shovel to create a pile of dirt under the window so he can climb up onto it and escape from the cell.
71.53 %