punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
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crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
