punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
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crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
