punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
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crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
