crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
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A lawnmooer.
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A spelling bee.
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Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
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FSH.
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Because he found his honey.
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In the river bank.
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