# Riddle #988

## Dracula and his new girlfriend

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
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## Little trees

What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
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## Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
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## Witch at a beach

What you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
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## A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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## Attracted to people

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
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## Where do fish keep their money

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
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## Three passengers

You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
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## SpongeBob and Albert Einstein

What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
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## Flashlight

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
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