You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!cleancrazyfunnyshort
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.funnyshort
What tea do hockey players drink?
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.