What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What is brown and sticky?
If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
If there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
What does this rebus say? XLR8.
What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.