Easy funny riddles for kids

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?

Why did the king go to the dentist?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?

If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?

What rock group has four men that don't sing?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Someone said you sounded like an owl.