Easy funny riddles for teens

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?

Why was the broom late?

Which is the most precious fish?

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?

A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?

Who is the silent member of the parliament?

What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?