cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.