punnyclevercleanfunnyWhat has three letters and starts with gas?
A car.
cleverfunnysimpleWhat goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
