funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
