Funny riddles with simple answers
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Why was the broom late?
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What is a worm that does not wriggle?