funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
