Funny riddles with simple answers
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Why was the broom late?
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
What city has no people?
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.