funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
