funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
