cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.