funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
