punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.