punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
