Riddle #130

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Two humps

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
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One potato chip to the other

What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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Cross cat with an elephant

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
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Easter egg and joke

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
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The largest living ant in the world

What is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
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Three stories tall

What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
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The difference between a lighting and electricity

What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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What is risk?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
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Nutcracker

What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
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What do computer programmers sing

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
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