funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
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funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
