What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
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What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".