funny What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
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stupid funny What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
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Because he found his honey.
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A donkey and a monkey.
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A milkshake.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic simple What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
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Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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