crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
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funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
