crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
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crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
