Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
White. The house is at the North Pole, so the polar bear.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
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I live in the woods.
I'm very big and furry.
I have a big nose, a little tail
and four legs.
I like to eat fish and berries.
I am a...
what am Icleansimple
I can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?