cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the woods.
I'm very big and furry.
I have a big nose, a little tail
and four legs.
I like to eat fish and berries.
I am a...
Bear.
logiccleverA man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
White. The house is at the North Pole, so the polar bear.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
