# Riddle #1027

## Bears sock

What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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## Frog’s favorite year

What is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
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## Where did the sheep go on vacation

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
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## Cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
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## Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
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## Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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## Cross a Beatle and an Australian dog

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
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## What has one horn and gives milk

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
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## Cross cat with an elephant

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
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## Nutcracker

What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
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