What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?