What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
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Because it wasn’t raining.
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He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.