What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What is a frog’s favorite year?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.