What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalcleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.animalfunnyshort
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.animalcleanfunnyshort
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.animalcleanfunny
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.