What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
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What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.