stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
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A milk truck.
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Big holes all over Australia.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
