What is the largest ant in the world?
What can you swallow than can also swallow you?
It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board. cleancrazyfunnyshort
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
I go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
What can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing?
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
A train leaves from Halifax, Nova Scotia heading towards Vancouver, British Columbia at 120 km/h. Three hours later, a train leaves Vancouver heading towards Halifax at 180 km/h. Assume there's exactly 6000 kilometers between Vancouver and Halifax. When they meet, which train is closer to Halifax?
Both trains would be at the same spot when they meet therefore they are both equally close to Halifax.cleanshort
What is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.animalshortwhat am I
I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...