Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.funnyshort
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.animalcleanfunnyshort
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!cleanfunnyshort
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.funnyshort
What city has no people?
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.cleanfunnyshort
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.