funnyshortWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
cleanshortWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
cleanshortwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
animalfunnyshortWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
shortwhat am II have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
funnyshortWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyshortHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnyshortWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
