funnyshortWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
animalcleanshortI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
funnyshortWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
cleancrazyfunnyshortWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleancrazyfunnyshortWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
animalcleanshortWhat can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing?
Its shadow.
cleanshortThe more you take, the more you leave behind.
Footsteps.
cleanshortWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
animalshortwhat am II'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
animalcleanshortwhat am II live in the woods.
I'm very big and furry.
I have a big nose, a little tail
and four legs.
I like to eat fish and berries.
I am a...
Bear.
