funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
storyGuy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
