An archeologist claims he found a Roman coin dated 46 B.C. in Egypt. How much should Louvre Museum pay for the coin?
Note: Roman coins can really be found in Egypt
Nothing. That coin is as phony as a three dollar bill. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.
It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
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Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
There is a boat with a ladder attached to it, the ladder is eight feet tall. If the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on top of the water?
Eight feet, the ladder is attached to the boat.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
In the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What can you swallow than can also swallow you?