shortIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
funnyshortWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
cleanpoemsI go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
A Wheel.
cleanshortWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
cleanWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
animalcleanshortI have four legs.
I'm very smart and I like to play.
I like to smell things.
I can wag my tail.
I am a..
Dog.
funnyshortWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
logicmathshort
Think of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnyMr. Jason was walking along the sea shore. Suddenly it started drizzling and turned into a heavy rain. He wasn’t carrying any umbrella, not even any cap. He was completely wet and all his clothes were soaked in rain. Yet not even a single strand of his hair was wet! How was that possible?
Mr. Jason was bald.
