How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Guy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?