How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".cleanfunny
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.animalfunny
What always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.what am I
I live in a house. Each Halloween I stand in a jack-o-lantern and get shorter as I grow old. What Am I?
What starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
whatshortwhat am I
I always work under pressure. I’m too hard to find! Without pressure, you won’t be able to see me. I am nothing without pressure! What am I?
A diamond. funnyshort
What needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
It can fill a room without occupying space. What is that?
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
In a one storey brown house, there was a brown person with a brown computer, brown telephone, and brown chair. He also had a brown cat and a brown fish – Just about everything was brown – What colour was the stairs?
As it was a one-storey house – there were no stairs.