How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.cleanfunny
What does a house wear?
Ad-dress.shortwhat am I
I have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
How do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice. funnyshort
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.funnyshort
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.shortwhat am I
I have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
You can hold it without seeing or touching it! What is that?