cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
