It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
You can hold it without seeing or touching it! What is that?
It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board. funnyshort
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.funnyshort
What type of cheese is made backwards?
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).cleanpoems
I go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
What has hands but can not clap?
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?