What man cannot live inside a house?
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.funnyshort
What do you call a bear without ears?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.cleanshortwhat am I
I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.cleanfunnyshort
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.