Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.cleanfunnyshort
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.crazyfunnyshort
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.funnyshort
It always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
A farmer lived in a small village. He had three sons. One day he gave $100 dollars to his sons and told them to go to market. The three sons should buy 100 animals for $100 dollars. In the market there were chickens, hens and goats. Cost of a goat is $10, cost of a hen is $5 and cost of a chicken is $0.50.
There should be at least one animal from each group. The farmer’s sons should spend all the money on buying animals. There should be 100 animals, not a single animal more or less! What do the sons buy?
They purchased 100 animals for 100 dollars.
$10 spent to purchase 1 goat.
$45 spent to purchase 9 hens.
$45 spent to purchase 90 chickens. funnylogicshort
There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.cleanshort
It has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
What can run but can't walk?
A drop of water.cleanfunnyshort
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.cleanfunny
What does a house wear?