How many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty.funnyshort
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.funnyshort
How do rabbits travel?
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.cleanfunnyshort
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.funnyshort
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".logicmath
A train leaves from Halifax, Nova Scotia heading towards Vancouver, British Columbia at 120 km/h. Three hours later, a train leaves Vancouver heading towards Halifax at 180 km/h. Assume there's exactly 6000 kilometers between Vancouver and Halifax. When they meet, which train is closer to Halifax?
Both trains would be at the same spot when they meet therefore they are both equally close to Halifax.logicshortwhat am I
What gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.animalshortwhat am I
I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?