animalcleanshortwhat am II have a tail.
I can fly.
I'm covered in colorful feathers.
I can whistle and I can talk.
I am a...
Parrot.
animalcleanshortI live in the ocean.
I like to eat crabs.
I can change colors.
My eight legs are called tentacles.
I am an...
Octupus.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
cleanshortWhat has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
funnyshortWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnyshortIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyshortWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyshortWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
