cleanshortwhat am II don’t speak, can’t hear or speak anything, but I will always tell the truth. What am I?
Mirror.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
animalcleanshortI have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...
Pig.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
cleanlogicshortHow many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty.
funnyshortWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyshortHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
cleanfunnyshortLucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.
funnyshortWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
cleanfunnyshortWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
