cleanfunnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyshortHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleanlogicshortA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
funnyshortWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
animalfunnyWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
what am II live in a house. Each Halloween I stand in a jack-o-lantern and get shorter as I grow old. What Am I?
A candle.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
shortwhat am II always work under pressure. I’m too hard to find! Without pressure, you won’t be able to see me. I am nothing without pressure! What am I?
A diamond.
funnyshortWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
cleanshortIt can fill a room without occupying space. What is that?
Light.
