What always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.cleanshortwhat am I
I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.logicscaryshort
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.cleanlogicshort
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.animalfunnyshort
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Even though the odds are always in favor of the gambling house, why does the establishment insist on a house limit on stakes?
Every casino in the world would go bankrupt without a house limit on stakes. Without it, gamblers would keep doubling their stakes until they won. No matter how bad a losing streak they were on, they would eventually win. animalcleanfunnyshort
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
logicshortwhat am I
Alone I am 24th, with a friend I am 20.
Another friend and I am unclean.
What am I?
The letter 'X'. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, XX in Roman numerals is 20, and XXX is a label for movies that are very inappropriate (unclean).dirtyshort
What’s long and hard and has cum in it?