What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.