funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
