funny What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
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crazy funny clever Which is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
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Sandwich.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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In the river bank.
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The living room.
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
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You can't dig half a hole.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny tricky Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
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A Bulldog.
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