What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What is a lion’s favorite state?
How do rabbits travel?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
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Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?