funny What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
Show me the answer Share riddle Similar riddles See also best riddles or new riddles .
funny punny How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny stupid Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny What you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
Show me the answer Share riddle 