Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
What do you call a great dog detective?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What you call a witch at a beach?