Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.funnyshort
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.animalcleanfunnyshort
How do birds communicate?
Why was the broom late?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food ?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.cleanfunnyshort
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.cleanfunnyshort
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!