funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
