funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
