funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!