funny Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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A fowl weather.
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On the river bank.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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The living room.
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You hit Rock Bottom.
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You get buttered up.
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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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In a cat-alogue.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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