funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
