funny Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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funny logic tricky If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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A “b”.
Show me the answer Share riddle clever funny simple What goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny love story punny You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
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