funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
