funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
