funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
