funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
