funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
