funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
