funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
