funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
