funny What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky crazy funny Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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Practice, practice, practice.
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An antique!
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A pillow.
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Because he does not feel well.
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A drizzly bear!
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Address.
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The baby, because he is a little bigger.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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