funnyshortWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnyshortWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyshortWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnyshortWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnyshortBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
animalfunnyshortWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
