funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.