What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What's green and loud?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.