What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
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What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
What do you call a bear without ears?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What is a fish without an eye?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?