Riddle #106

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

Sam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?

A bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?

If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?