What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
What is the largest ant in the world?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
What does a house wear?
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?